Turning 70 is a huge win! It’s a time to celebrate seven decades of memories, achievements, and all the wisdom that comes with age.
And the best way to celebrate this milestone is with a cake that’s as awesome and special as the birthday star. We’re talking beyond the average grocery store sheet cake (although no judgement there – sometimes you gotta keep it simple!).
Whether you’re celebrating a milestone for your mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, or that one loving auntie or uncle, these 15 sensational 70th birthday cake ideas will make the bash sweeter than a candy store on National Candy Day!
15 70th Birthday Cake Ideas That Are Anything But Boring
Alright, let’s whip some 70th birthday cake ideas that are so good, they’ll deserve a standing ovation… and maybe even a nap afterwards, because, you know, 70!
1. Classic Vanilla
Nothing beats the timeless charm of a classic vanilla cake, with layers of moist vanilla sponge and smooth, rich buttercream. Top it with “70” in gold to add a bit of classiness.
It’s simple, elegant, and never goes out of style – just like the birthday honouree!
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2. Spa Day
Sometimes, the best birthday present is pure relaxation, literally.
This cake can be shaped like a bathtub or decorated with spa-themed elements like fluffy towels and cucumber slices made of frosting.
A gentle nudge to remind him or her to take a well-deserved break!
3. Retro Rainbow
Bring back the colours of the ‘60s and ‘70s with a retro rainbow cake. Each slice reveals a burst of vibrant layers, perfect for someone who’s seen the world evolve in technicolour.
At the same time, it’s like a disco party for your taste buds!
4. Spice of Life
Celebrate the variety and excitement of seven decades with a spiced cake. Cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves combine to create a warm, comforting flavour that’s like a hug in cake form!
5. Fishing for Compliments
This will certainly require a bit of experience to pull off! But it’s perfect for any dad or granddad with a great sense of humour, and a knack for fishing.
Make a realistic-looking pond out of frosting and decorate it with a fisherman (made of modelling chocolate) hooking on the number “70” with a fishing rod.
It’s sure to leave the guest of honour and all the attendees wowing!
6. Cocktail
This cake is filled with boozy flavours (because, priorities!) and topped with a cute little edible martini glass and a spilt cocktail shaker cup.
Perfect for the guest of honour who’s ready to trade in the briefcase for a job behind the bar counter.
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7. 70 and Flirty
Because let’s face it, 70 is “never too old”, and some people just keep getting better with time!
This cake can be anything you want it to be – bright wild colours, fun patterns, and perhaps a touch of sass – a reminder that life after 70 is still full of joy and vibrancy.
8. Golden Oldie
Go all out to celebrate the golden years with a golden cake that sparkles as bright as the birthday star, topped with gold leaves or sprinkles all around.
It’s fun, flashy, and fabulous – just like turning 70 should be!
9. Wisdom Tree
Seventy years is all about wisdom. This cake features a frosted tree budding with leaves.
Each leaf can have a little symbol or even the names of loved ones on it for a sentimental centrepiece that’ll definitely leave a tear in their eye, and perhaps a smile too!
10. Lemon Zest
Zesty, fresh, and full of life, a lemon cake is perfect for someone who’s always bright and cheerful, even at the ripe old age of 70.
Add a lemon curd filling and a light, fluffy frosting with hints of elderflower, and you’ve got a cake as refreshing as a summer day!
11. Red Velvet
Red Velvet is yet another classic that’s worthy of royalty. Its rich, velvety texture and creamy cheese frosting are just the ideal ingredients for celebrating a lifetime of achievements.
Plus, it’s red – just like the carpet they should be walking on.
12. Number 70
Why not go literal with a cake shaped like the number 70? This cake can be customised with any flavour inside, from vanilla to rich chocolate, and decorated accordingly to fit the likings of the birthday star.
Top it with elegant fondant flowers, fresh fruits and juicy berries, bold sprinkles, yummy candies, or anything in between for a fun, eye-catching centrepiece they just won’t stop telling everyone about on Facebook!
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13. Floral Fantasy
Surprise your grandma, mom, or your favourite septuagenarian with this gorgeous floral cake on their very special day.
Frosted in purple buttercream and decorated with cascading sugar flowers in various shapes, this chocolate cake is perfect for the occasion, reminding them that even at 70, they’re clearly still blooming!
14. Bingo
Not everyone yells BINGO at 70, but this cake is a fun way to celebrate if they do!
It’s a white cake frosted in red and white, scattered with fondant bingo balls and topped with a giant bingo card marking the big 7-0.
No need to mark that square, they’ve already won at life!
15. Photo Reel
This cake will take the milestone celebration to a whole another level! A tiered cake covered in edible black and white photographs – a delicious walk through their greatest hits that’ll spark laughter and happy memories.
After all, at 70, they’ve got a whole lotta history to celebrate. Just hope none of those embarrassing childhood pics snuck in there!
Bake Someone Happy
A wise person once said, “Life is short, so eat the cake!” We hope these 15 phenomenal 70th birthday cake ideas helped you find the perfect centrepiece to celebrate them sweet relics of a bygone age on their special day.
Are you having trouble making a pick? Choose a cake that reflects the likings of the guest of honour. After all, you wouldn’t want to give Grandma a cake decorated with a pool table and a beer stein… unless she secretly has a wild side!
So, which cake idea stole the show for you? Maybe you have something different in mind, a “cake-tacular” idea that needs to be baked into existence?
Whatever it is, spill the frosting in the comments below! We can’t wait to hear your thoughts and future cake-ivities (and while you’re at it, hit us with your best cake puns)!